Chuck Norris  

Posted by Megan Moulos in

I just purchased the best novel ever written for a meager $10.
It is non-fiction.
Some of it's truths:

*Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.
*Chuck Norris only allows Jackie Chan to live because he likes Chris Tucker movies.
*Chuck Norris once put on a pair of roller skates and showed up at a quarry looking for a job. He is now the most powerful dump truck known to man.
*Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris once killed a man by simply showing him how to love.

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